Fairfax's teeth could punch a hole in titanium.  They are razor sharp and he's quick as a bunny.  Which makes sense because that is what he is bred to catch.  However, knowing that and throwing away your fifth sweater in a week due to gaping, Fairfax-shaped holes in the fabric are two different things entirely.  And just when you think you can't take it, you loved that sweater, you spy his baby puppy freckles. 

Beagle freckles start as tiny dots.  When D1 brought him home, I thought he was filthy.  "No," she said, "just freckled."  Over the past 8 weeks, the tiny dots have grown into certifiable freckles up and down his crazy little Beagle legs.  He's so cute it takes your breath away.  So you grab the leash, start the car and head for the mall.  Does anyone know where to buy Beagle-proof clothing?